P.S. I Love You: This movie was made to make normal women cry. It will make pregnant you dissolve in to a pile of snot and tears.
The Grocery Store: Especially when you're hungry. I spent almost $100 dollars at Target yesterday on laundry soap, fabric softener and things for lunch this week.
Songs about Babies: Capri by Colbie Caillat. A Song for Sleeping by Stone Temple Pilots. Anything your mom says reminds her of you. All of them have a similar effect as P.S. I Love You.
Babies: I cannot go near a baby without turning in to a ridiculous crazy lady mess. "Oh! So cute! How old is s/he? What's his/her name?"  |
| Okay... avoid this stuff, too. |
Asking New Moms What They Named Their Babies: You will be very judgemental of the name they chose or, even worse, it will be the name you were leaning toward.
Telling Anyone Any Decision You Have Made About Your Baby/Pregnancy: "You're not finding out the sex? Oh." "You don't think you want an epidural? You'll change your mind." "You bought short-sleeved onesies? You do realize your baby is going to be born in February, right?" Really, don't tell anyone you're pregnant at all. Or, just lie. Lie a lot.
Prices of Baby Things: Just don't look. You'll be terrified. The sooner you realize you will never have money for anything you want ever again the better off you will be.
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